"Lascivious Bear einheizen properly".

The fact that scientists are generally lacking in humor, rebut the professors Wolfgang Hoeppner and Nicola Döring. You know everything about the bag of small elastic Gesellen lives - two examples from their favorite curious discipline Gummibärchen research.

 

The sexual fantasies of the gummy bears explored Nicola Döring. This one would not suspect, as the Professor of Media, Design and Media Psychology at the TU Ilmenau are very cautious about themselves and their passion for the bears information. Your "normal" research priorities in different variants highlight the relationship between man and the World Wide Web.

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Why might the Döring Gummibären research? Intelligent humor is often hard in science and university life is an important place, "says Doering who like their lectures with jokes and cartoons nice flavor.

And what are gummy bears erotic dreams at night, when silence reigns in the bag? A small sampling of works Döring: "The bears typically surprisingly close connection between sexuality and spirituality, the research Gummibärchen long time puzzling. So hinted Gerdes (1996) for the typical Gummibären dreams, clear glue on the bag facing upward libidinous quest as a profane 'serious non-floating in space', while Ratzinger (1990) for the oral Bärgehren 'association in prayer' shortened. (...)

Some Gummi Bear confessed to masturbating in the teeth (sometimes: dental prostheses) to think. Others delight in the image and eating people introduce themselves, even verspeist them. Also playing with fire is no stranger to gummy bears. Again and again you meet in the beary fantasy scenarios to prepare functional toasters, stoves and microwave ovens, just waiting, a lascivious Bear einzuheizen properly. "

And yet they communicate! The varieties of the language investigated Gummibären Wolfgang Hoeppner, 57 That fits, because he is a professor of computational linguistics at the University of Duisburg-Essen and then deals with information extraction from unstructured data. Gummibären Hoeppner sees research as "nonsense, and a nice wonderful valve, if you once again to three clock morning papers has corrected".

The scientist is in some TV talk shows occurred. From the Haribo company, he was then promptly sent a packet. Hoeppner said: "One must be careful that the people who do not end up with only Gummibären associate."

After numerous experiments with groups of bears here now initial findings: "A very preliminary evaluation of our research enterprise suggests that there is a correlation between linguistic behavior and the colors of the VGen [experimental Gummibären] might (?) White VGen entertain to prefer over cauliflower and kohlrabi (?) Yellow VGen read like the phone book industry (?) Green VGen are mostly getting annoyed (type 'whiners'). Orange VG communicate most frequently on the body-soul problem. This seems the most complicated VGen to be, and we consider this topic to a special area of research is to initiate. (??)"

Man cooperating, the report continues, with colleagues at Stanford University, the mole-studied languages. Are the bears - evolutionsbiologisch of view - perhaps a kind of "rubber discards? Asks Hoeppner.